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JEREMY CLARKSON

Jeremy Clarkson: Cheat, love, bray — let me put my ass on the line and tell you that the donkey sex scene was real

The Sunday Times

There’s no easy way of saying this, so I’ll just jump straight in. While driving through Colombia last year, I encountered a man who was making love to a donkey. Further investigations revealed that he was not an escaped lunatic and that a lot of the men in his village do the same thing when they’re bored or lonely.

Now I know the programme that I make for Amazon is supposed to be a car show, but I thought the donkey story was interesting. So we broke out the cameras and filmed one of the men making the two-backed beast with Eeyore. And then we spoke to his mates, who were at pains to point out that they only had sex with the female donkeys,