How Donald Sutherland Won and Lost His First Film Role All at Once
Released on 11/10/2014
(up-tempo music)
I would like to tell you
about my first audition
for a film.
This is,
1962.
(car horn beeping)
It was a film called 4 O'Clock in the Morning.
(beeping alarm clock)
I read the script, and I thought I had done
very well...
and when I came back home, my wife said How did it go?
and I am very superstitious,
and I said I think it was maybe OK,
but I really though it was good.
I waited the next morning for my agent to call.
I sat there, and then the phone rang.
(phone ringing)
And it was not my agent,
it was the producer,
the writer, and the director,
and I said Hello, and I wondered for a second
how they were able to, all three of them
be on the telephone,
and then the writer started saying that
he was so excited by the audition,
that it had thrilled him,
and that it had, inspired him,
and that he had had gone away and
re-written pieces of the script
just because of the work I had done,
and the director said it was the most -
it was astonishing because you created for us,
exactly the heart and soul of the film,
and then the producer said, and we're calling you,
the three of us this morning,
to explain to you why we're not casting you.
(sighs)
I don't know the difference between a
stroke and a heart attack but,
whatever it is, I had it.
I stopped,
and I said Okay, and then he said,
but then he said but let us explain.
He said we've always
thought of this as being a kind of,
guy next door sort of film
and we all met and agreed,
that you don't look like you've ever
lived next door to anybody.
(phone slams down)
That was the first audition.
That kind of sums up
how things went.
Starring: Donald Sutherland
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